How To Catch A Predator

Chow Down (at Chick-fil-a)

Chick-Fil-A's waffle fries are the best!

Love You Like a Big Schlong

Drawing Deeds

I thought this was cute

The Oral Sex Song -- Completely Numb

She said:

"Ive got to cum, thats for sure, but these boys are such a bore.  You'd think it wouldn't be such a chore, to eat me out until I'm sore.  That line makes me sound like a whore, but it is so bad to just want more from a man before I change my life and let the ladies lick my stripes.  It might just end up being alright, long as I'm cummin every night.... I'm not a lesbo. I know I'm straight, but these boys might turn me gay..."

Umm hmm.  Sorry to say, but many and plenty of females actually feel this way.  I know females who have stopped dealing with men because they are not being satisfied sexually.  There's some cookies for your jar :)  Think on it.

Flashbot Body Spray???

What ever happened to an old-fashioned shower?