Wednesday, August 31, 2011

My Experience Watching 3D Porn

So I won 2 tickets to see SEX AND ZEN 3D at the Village East Cinema (previously posted about this movie). Unfortunately, I was too late to get the VIP for the private viewing. Like they say, "the early bird catches the worm," well I was late lol.

If you get a chance,  you may want to go and check this film out. Its quite interesting, though the subtitles move way too fast.  My greatest plus was that the movie had a storyline.  It was nothing like hardcore porn.  And, it brought many real world issues/situations regarding relationships into play.  Tips and tricks were provided ::wink-wink-smile:: You can get a lot of ideas just off these short 15 minutes, now imagine the whole film.  Had I been with someone, there would have probably been some sort of fondling leading to a dip off between scenes :)  One man left the theater; guess he couldn't hold back anymore.

One little warning, of the videos clips I found online, most scenes were deleted from the film, so don't look forward to viewing them in the film, unless you get a copy straight from China.  I will be looking for this on dvd, so I can catch the deleted scenes.  Overall, the Sex & Zen was entertaining and not overwhelming, BUT, yes there's a but, the 3d effects were overrated and the director could have left them out.

This is the clearest version I could find.

Mood Music #5: Piano in the Dark

One of my favorites


The Oral Sex Song -- Completely Numb

She said:

"Ive got to cum, thats for sure, but these boys are such a bore.  You'd think it wouldn't be such a chore, to eat me out until I'm sore.  That line makes me sound like a whore, but it is so bad to just want more from a man before I change my life and let the ladies lick my stripes.  It might just end up being alright, long as I'm cummin every night.... I'm not a lesbo. I know I'm straight, but these boys might turn me gay..."

Umm hmm.  Sorry to say, but many and plenty of females actually feel this way.  I know females who have stopped dealing with men because they are not being satisfied sexually.  There's some cookies for your jar :)  Think on it.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Misogyny

So he said men fall for cold hearted woman, good men submit to woman who ain't shit. I agree. Goes both ways though. So how do we get around this?








Give Him the Butt Cheeks

I didn't plan on posting this video, but I just had to after having a hearty healthy plate full of laughs with my cousin. Hope you enjoy because I did.



An extra treat:


Mood Music #4: Sex Room

Ludacris ft. Trey Songz - Sex Room


Afraid to Visit the Dildo Shop..

..well Im bringing the Dildo Shop to you :)

Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Strap-On Addition




If you want to see something a little more explicit I will leave you this link: CLICK HERE


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Mood Music #2 -- LL Cool J: Doin It

Who doesn't like doin' it??? :)

Animated, How Babies Are Made

This video is awesome. This should definitely be incorporated into a lesson plan in 7th grade health class, then again, it may be best to explain this to your kids while they still think kissing is nasty, especially being that nowadays children are becoming more sexually progressive at younger ages.

Moving on.... The truth about how babies are really made, I must interject. 1) I would love to see a woman that smiles while she is delivering a child. 2) I would love to see a belly that goes down that fast.


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Saturday, August 20, 2011

My Trip to Live Group Sex Therapy w/ Daniel Packard

I went to Daniel Packard's show at the Museum of Sex last night. WARNING: If you don't show up early, the museum closes their doors. I almost didn't make it in, which is crazy when I bought a ticket in advance and I wasn't even 20 mins late. Anyway, I finally got in after minutes of phone harassment.

Flatline: Great show! It was worth the time and money. Daniel brought up a lot of key points. Anyone can attempt to deny the truth in his statements, I won't. Take note, I could become a "therapist" because I share many of his views. Only problem is I fall into at least one of his topics of discussion, which I've actually been getting better at; I have no problem with admitting my flaw, which I work on evvveryday. What is that, ummm, I'm "maturing" lol.

Anywho, if you missed the show hopefully you can catch it the next time around.  I don't want to give away too much... you should definitely experience it for yourself.


Related posts: CLICK HERE

Locating Your G-Spot



Friday, August 19, 2011

Hindi Movie: Love Sex Aur Dhoka

Sorry, couldn't get the subtitles.


Theme song:

Always Protect Yourself

Fond of the sexy in this artistry. I was in the kitchen flipping through the channels with my afternoon meal. Of course, draw in by the, ah, my first reaction was ooh lips (I have a lip fetish to say one). Then I notice some signs above their heads and Im thinking is this an AIDS... Which leads me to say, "Take care of your life. If you don't, no one will. Love yourself and live life with love, but don't be fooled by someone's cover."


Make your first date to the clinic? For a listing of all free clinics in NYC / NJ There should be free clinics in every state, just google: Free clinics "your state" std testing

Thursday, August 18, 2011

I Always Wondered

I've never been married, so I was always curious of the same thing, you know the feeling of getting bored in your relationship. Shot I'm always worried if I would get bored after starting a relationship with someone. Unfortunately, the schedule doesn't allow a tie down. What they don't tell you: Relationships are a lot of work. It's like having a child or a part-time job you can't get rid of. Hmmm


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Axe @ the Airport

I just love the look on the co-workers face

If You Can't Tell, I'm Not Saying

OMG! I didn't even hesitate on this post. I'm suppose to be in the shower right now lol my dad is going to be pissed. Haha! Anyway lol... I'm scrolling through my emails as usual, reading priority first, then I stumble along something that could possibly be a little fun, maybe get out for once. First flyer is see in the email I'm wait. Hold up..am I..is that...aah. OMG! O-M-G! Then you just have to breathe for a sec. (I guess the trigger finger is happy b/c I spelled out 'sex' first b4 'sec', oops did it again).

Ok. Here it is:



Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Rankin @ Work

I love the song playing, its so sexy...song I would play in the bedroom. If anyone knows the name of this song and artist, send me a line.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Today... Join the Cause



Via email:

Women Will Gain Access to Contraception Without Co-Pays! Thank You to All Our Members Who Took Action.  --- NowNyc.Org

Today, the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services accepted the recent recommendations of the Institute of Medicine to make eight critical health care services for women available through insurance without co-pays, co-insurance, or deductibles. The list of preventive care services that insurance will be required to cover includes:


  • FDA-approved methods of contraception and contraceptives counseling
  • Breastfeeding support, supplies, and counseling
  • Screening for gestational diabetes
  • HIV screening and counseling
  • Counseling for sexually transmitted infections
  • HPV DNA testing for women 30 and older
  • Screening and counseling for domestic violence
  • At least one well-woman visit per year

Unfortunately, an amendment will allow religious organizations to decide whether or not the insurance they offer their employees includes contraception. HHS is accepting public comments on this exemption, and NOW-NYC will be taking further action.

However, this is a historic step toward addressing women's unique health care needs. The new rules expand women's access to preventive care, make contraception affordable with insurance, and recognize anti-violence measures as a critical part of women's health.

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Monday, August 8: Sentencing of Ex-cops Moreno & Mata
9:00 AM, 100 Centre Street, NYC
Stand in solidarity with NOW-NYC and show your support for the victim in this case and all victims of rape and sexual assault. Please join on the street (100 Centre Street) or in the courtroom (100 Centre Street, Room 1300, Part 32). Wear red in solidarity. Facebook Invite.

5:00 - 7:00 PM, Foley Square, NYC
Stand in solidarity with the NYC Community and with victims of rape and sexual assault. Join the End Rape NYPD Coalition to protest the culture that silences victims of sexual violence, and demand that the NYPD take action to make sure that this situation never happens again. Wear red in solidarity. Facebook Invite.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Attitude is Everything

The plan was to wait this one out. I watched this video earlier today (well yesterday) and everything Daniel said hit home. I use to have the same exact attitude (problem), thinking everyone was suppose to come talk to me blah blah blah. I then realized, the main people I open up to are the ones that project warmth, homely vibes, very loving, outgoing blah blah blah. Hmmm... he has a point lol. I'm currently and have been for the past several months been going through a "self realization / self re-evaluation mode." The time has paid off and continues to pay off because I am growing as person, and as an individual. Hear what Daniel has to say and maybe it will help those alike.. with a weebit of guidance.


Kaley's Sexiest #1 Vid of All Time

Again, I am reminded of why I love Madonna so much.  Almost like a path train, I walk in the house at 3am.  Normally, I don't watch television, but I had to settle for about ten minutes to allow my pamper to sink in.  So here I am, randomly, watching an Insane workout infomercial thinking about how I may get this dvd, then I find myself a little too hooked, so I proceed to flip through the channels.  Halt!  100 Sexiest..... black lace, stalkings, erotic movement, ooh la la.  Its almost like a calling.  I had no intention on posting at this time, but I'm forced.  Hopefully, you'll enjoy this as much as I did.


Saturday, August 6, 2011

The Live Group Sex Therapy Show

I am definitely going to one of his shows.  He is hilarious and makes a lot of sense.

Listen to him, he said, "Women talk to women, men talk to men, so there is a lack of communication between men and women." That is so true!

I am a woman, and I admit that everything he said feels about right, yea pretty much true, at least from my standpoint of life.


Some info:


He will be performing at the Museum of Sex through August, if anyone in the area is interested. If you go, please come back to The Art of Sex & Therapy and leave a comment or statement about your experience. I would love to know. If I make it out I will do the same, most likely in an update instead of the comment box.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Orgasmatron

Men... on the Clitoris

Yay! I'm finally back.  The computer is up and running again, but........ CHOICES! CHOICES! CHOICES! CHOICES! What should I decide??? Well, I found the perfect re-starter video.  I have a few, well, a lot to choose from, but this one put an instant smile on my face, so its going up first :)