Wednesday, August 31, 2011

My Experience Watching 3D Porn

So I won 2 tickets to see SEX AND ZEN 3D at the Village East Cinema (previously posted about this movie). Unfortunately, I was too late to get the VIP for the private viewing. Like they say, "the early bird catches the worm," well I was late lol.

If you get a chance,  you may want to go and check this film out. Its quite interesting, though the subtitles move way too fast.  My greatest plus was that the movie had a storyline.  It was nothing like hardcore porn.  And, it brought many real world issues/situations regarding relationships into play.  Tips and tricks were provided ::wink-wink-smile:: You can get a lot of ideas just off these short 15 minutes, now imagine the whole film.  Had I been with someone, there would have probably been some sort of fondling leading to a dip off between scenes :)  One man left the theater; guess he couldn't hold back anymore.

One little warning, of the videos clips I found online, most scenes were deleted from the film, so don't look forward to viewing them in the film, unless you get a copy straight from China.  I will be looking for this on dvd, so I can catch the deleted scenes.  Overall, the Sex & Zen was entertaining and not overwhelming, BUT, yes there's a but, the 3d effects were overrated and the director could have left them out.

This is the clearest version I could find.

Mood Music #5: Piano in the Dark

One of my favorites


The Oral Sex Song -- Completely Numb

She said:

"Ive got to cum, thats for sure, but these boys are such a bore.  You'd think it wouldn't be such a chore, to eat me out until I'm sore.  That line makes me sound like a whore, but it is so bad to just want more from a man before I change my life and let the ladies lick my stripes.  It might just end up being alright, long as I'm cummin every night.... I'm not a lesbo. I know I'm straight, but these boys might turn me gay..."

Umm hmm.  Sorry to say, but many and plenty of females actually feel this way.  I know females who have stopped dealing with men because they are not being satisfied sexually.  There's some cookies for your jar :)  Think on it.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Misogyny

So he said men fall for cold hearted woman, good men submit to woman who ain't shit. I agree. Goes both ways though. So how do we get around this?








Give Him the Butt Cheeks

I didn't plan on posting this video, but I just had to after having a hearty healthy plate full of laughs with my cousin. Hope you enjoy because I did.



An extra treat: